June 26, 2014

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June 24, 2014
I am aging so gracefully, it’s a blessing to share that with y’all…! Xoxo #blessed

Alternatively, “If you don’t use it you lose it, and I haven’t had sex in 500 years. I am a witch. I eat toads and am predisposed to skin cancer. “

I am aging so gracefully, it’s a blessing to share that with y’all…! Xoxo #blessed

Alternatively, “If you don’t use it you lose it, and I haven’t had sex in 500 years. I am a witch. I eat toads and am predisposed to skin cancer. “

June 24, 2014

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June 23, 2014
Can’t sleep making vision board / not cutting bangs / not making the face a cat makes before a hairball.

Can’t sleep making vision board / not cutting bangs / not making the face a cat makes before a hairball.

June 23, 2014

Life Resume as illustrated by Kids in the Hall sketches… all-night convenience store clerk, multi-level marketing asshole, food demonstration presenter and Dipping Areas Artist. 

All my jobs that don’t “look good on your resume.” (They sure look good on Bruce, though!)

June 22, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml7C-WfL8f8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Was this a video everyone had in 2003? Or was it regional? Are women done being property of their once-sleazy-now-bullshit fathers? I read the comments and NOPE!

June 16, 2014
kidsinthehallobsession:

Dave Foley’s Ladies

I just want to be young and hot and beautiful and talented…

kidsinthehallobsession:

Dave Foley’s Ladies

I just want to be young and hot and beautiful and talented…

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June 13, 2014
livlove33:

ugh <3 

I guess I am going to stop using my Tumblr in professional contexts if I am going to be posting Tim Riggins willy-nilly.

livlove33:

ugh <3 

I guess I am going to stop using my Tumblr in professional contexts if I am going to be posting Tim Riggins willy-nilly.

June 12, 2014

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June 11, 2014

Male v Female safety / a well armed militia / fucking guns

May 28, 2014
thefluffingtonpost:

Cats Sue IKEA Over “Double” Bed
New York City felines Tofu and Gertie have brought a class action lawsuit against DIY furniture and meatball retailer IKEA, claiming the company falsely advertised its SMULA tray product as a “double bed.”
"It’s obvious you cannot fit two cats comfortably in this tray, and I have 27 pictures to prove it," says Barry Snyder, the attorney representing the cats. "Whether IKEA purposefully misled consumers is up for debate, but one thing’s for sure — any cat who purchased a tray to share with a friend deserves his money back."
It’s still too early to know how many cats will join the suit, or whether it will hold up in court. A hearing before a district judge is scheduled for June 11th.
Via Tom Krieglstein.

thefluffingtonpost:

Cats Sue IKEA Over “Double” Bed

New York City felines Tofu and Gertie have brought a class action lawsuit against DIY furniture and meatball retailer IKEA, claiming the company falsely advertised its SMULA tray product as a “double bed.”

"It’s obvious you cannot fit two cats comfortably in this tray, and I have 27 pictures to prove it," says Barry Snyder, the attorney representing the cats. "Whether IKEA purposefully misled consumers is up for debate, but one thing’s for sure — any cat who purchased a tray to share with a friend deserves his money back."

It’s still too early to know how many cats will join the suit, or whether it will hold up in court. A hearing before a district judge is scheduled for June 11th.

Via Tom Krieglstein.

May 27, 2014

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May 27, 2014

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May 27, 2014

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May 26, 2014

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