I am aging so gracefully, it’s a blessing to share that with y’all…! Xoxo #blessed
Alternatively, “If you don’t use it you lose it, and I haven’t had sex in 500 years. I am a witch. I eat toads and am predisposed to skin cancer. “
Can’t sleep making vision board / not cutting bangs / not making the face a cat makes before a hairball.
Life Resume as illustrated by Kids in the Hall sketches… all-night convenience store clerk, multi-level marketing asshole, food demonstration presenter and Dipping Areas Artist.
All my jobs that don’t “look good on your resume.” (They sure look good on Bruce, though!)
Was this a video everyone had in 2003? Or was it regional? Are women done being property of their once-sleazy-now-bullshit fathers? I read the comments and NOPE!
Dave Foley’s Ladies
I just want to be young and hot and beautiful and talented…
I guess I am going to stop using my Tumblr in professional contexts if I am going to be posting Tim Riggins willy-nilly.
Male v Female safety / a well armed militia / fucking guns
Cats Sue IKEA Over “Double” Bed
New York City felines Tofu and Gertie have brought a class action lawsuit against DIY furniture and meatball retailer IKEA, claiming the company falsely advertised its SMULA tray product as a “double bed.”
"It’s obvious you cannot fit two cats comfortably in this tray, and I have 27 pictures to prove it," says Barry Snyder, the attorney representing the cats. "Whether IKEA purposefully misled consumers is up for debate, but one thing’s for sure — any cat who purchased a tray to share with a friend deserves his money back."
It’s still too early to know how many cats will join the suit, or whether it will hold up in court. A hearing before a district judge is scheduled for June 11th.
Via Tom Krieglstein.
when i was a kid I thought the dark in ‘tall dark and handsome’ meant dark skin and I was always confused when people...
"You look lonely. I thought I would come over and give you something to do."
"Oh, it doesn’t scan? It must be free."
how the hell am I supposed to get drunk on fuckign MALIBU this is the worst ever